The adventures of me.

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via fullmetalgynecologist)

Those of you who know me well enough will know I’m great at apologies.

But this isn’t an apology.

I only apologise when it’s necessary.

This is more of a clarification.

If I hate you, dislike you, or even say something horrible about you. It’s truthful. I will never lie to someone’s face to make them feel better, because further along the road they’re gonna feel worse than the feeling they get when I’m honest.

I’m not going to pretend to be your best friend when I can’t stand you. I’m not going to say I enjoy your company when I can’t stand being around you. You need to understand that I’m quite upfront.

If I hate you, there is a reason. I don’t just hate you for the sake of hating you. I definitely have a reason. I’m not the sort of person who is petty enough to hate someone because they’re prettier than me, or whatever. You’ve probably fucked around with one of my friends, or pissed me off, or something along those lines. That’s a pretty valid reason to hate someone, if you ask me.

And, yes, if my friend hates you, I’m likely to hate you too, unless we’ve already been friends. Again, I’m not that petty.

See, more of a clarification than an apology, because I have nothing to apologise for.

songofages:

holmelessnetwork:

me whenever someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch 

Today my dad called him Blanketed Scarf

…what if Clara is the Doctor…?